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—John Lennon (via akidnamedcudi)
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today i left work at nine
and there was this oil guy everyone calls Cracky peeing against the drink machine
like right outside of the door
it wasn’t even dark yet
he was peeing on the fucking building
as we were locking up
and my supervisor just laughed and said
“oh, Cracky”
and Cracky waved
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welcome to human society where the sexual orientation of millions of people you will never sleep with is a big huge deal
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i think its so funny when people use a reaction picture in the middle of a text post because like you pause when you read it
and then you go back to reading again
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it would be really cool if they could invent a computer update that meant your computer never had to update
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—John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via nothingfalseabouthope)
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shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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